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after some silliness
A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
after some more silliness
Showbizz music is playing. A big sign saying "It's." The camera pulls out to reveal glossy, spangly, opulent showbiz set. Two extraordinarily famous guests sitting on sofas.
A voice announnces, "Tonight from London your special guests are Lulu, Ringo and the man you've all been waiting for - Your host for tonight..."
More music is being played and The "It's" Man, tattered and ragged as usual, emerges onto the set.
Lulu says, "Love the outfit dear, it's gorgeous."
The "It's" Man says:
After the Boxing Tonight match from Empire Pool, Wembley (between Jack Bodell and Sir Kenneth Clark) as to descide who would become the new Oxford Professor of Fine Art, The Announcer is standing in the boxing ring and speaks in the microphone which is lowered from the ceiling, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, ladies and gentleman. And now..."
Cut to the corner of the ring. A nude organist at his organ, plays a chord and grins.
Cut to the opposite corner; The "It's" Man is sitting on his stool, saying:
David Hamilton (from Thames Television) is sitting in the presentation studio, and says "Good evening. We've got an action-packed evening for you tonight on Thames, but right now here's a rotten old BBC programme." The nude organist appears (playing a chord) and so does The Announcer (saying "And Now...") and The "It's" Man, saying:
|The "It's" Man's "lemon curry?" site is last updated on April 30th, 2004.|