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TWENTY-SEVEN - Whicker's World
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A close up of The "It's" Man, saying:
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A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
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Showbizz music is playing. A big sign saying "It's." The camera
pulls out to reveal glossy, spangly, opulent showbiz set. Two extraordinarily
famous guests sitting on sofas.
A voice announnces, "Tonight from London your special guests are Lulu, Ringo
and the man you've all been waiting for - Your host for tonight...
More music is being played and the "It's" Man, tattered and ragged as usual,
emerges onto the set.
Lulu says, "Love the outfit dear, it's gorgeous."
The "It's" Man says:
Hello, good evening, welcome. It's ...
The signature tune and opening titles start. The "It's" Man, still visible through the titles, tries vainly to stop them. The guests walk off in disgust. The "It's" Man tries to drag them back. Failing, The "It's" Man sits down as the music ends.
after some silliness
A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
after some silliness
A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
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A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
after some silliness
A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
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A shot of The "It's" Man saying
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A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
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A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
After the Boxing Tonight match from Empire Pool, Wembley (between
Jack Bodell and Sir Kenneth Clark) as to descide who would become the new Oxford
Professor of Fine Art, the announcer is standing in the boxing ring and speaks
in the microphone which is lowered from the ceiling, "Thank you, thank you,
thank you, ladies and gentleman. And now..."
Cut to the corner of the ring. A nude organist at his organ, plays a chord and
grins.
Cut to the opposite corner; The "It's" Man is sitting on his stool, saying:
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A shot of The "It's" Man, saying:
David Hamilton (from Thames Television) is sitting in the presentation studio, and says "Good evening. We've got an action-packed evening for you tonight on Thames, but right now here's a rotten old BBC programme."
The nude organist appears (playing a chord) and so does the Announcer (saying "And Now...") and The "It's" Man, saying: